The Adapter Anorak
You're halfway through a sprint when the sky turns dark. Wind whips and rain threatens. But you're not about to show up to the meeting all scrunched up. That's when you pull out The Adapter.
Lightweight, packable, and embroidered with the Design Patterns seal. A quiet badge of honor. Proof you've survived stormy refactors and code reviews alike.
And when the storm passes? It easily stuffs into its own front pocket, waiting for the next bug, the next deadline, the next unexpected semicolon.
Because every dev deserves gear as adaptable as their code. And every dev should be prepared.
The Adapter Anorak Size Guide
| Size label | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length (from center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.25
|
21.25
|
34.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
22.75
|
35
|
|
L
|
28.75
|
24.25
|
36
|
|
XL
|
29 1/2
|
25.75
|
36.75
|
|
2XL
|
30.25
|
27.25
|
37 1/2
|
The Singleton Enamel Cup
The sprint board is full, the refactor is messy, and your code won't compile without a fight. The trail is long, the air is crisp, and the fire finally catches.
Whether you write code by the camp fire, from a van, or from your desk. Fire up the kettle, and reach for The Singleton Cup. A quiet reminder to get outside, because sometimes one single sip in peace is all you need.
Coffee, tea, or whatever keeps your code running. There for you on the summits, switchbacks, or back at your desk. This cup is built to survive it all.
The Observer Sticker
Your laptop lid tells a story. Late-night deploys and sprint marathons. A badge here, a sticker there. Each one a commit in your personal repo.
But why stop at the desk? Slap an Observer Sticker on your water bottle, Yeti cooler, roof box, or the back of your board.
Printed with the Design Patterns seal, this double vinyl sticker keeps watch through coffee spills, code reviews, road trips, and rainy trailheads.
Wherever it lands, it's a quiet nod that you don't just code, you design your life with intention.